- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

The ability to sense cheese.

The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to have a small penis

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

The power to have a black president

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

Pointless Super Powers