the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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black people

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to only see glass.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!