The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to see through windows

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!