The power to fart rainbows

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!