The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to troll.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!