The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Being a Spice Girl

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The Power to die at will

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i like pie.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!