Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!