The power to eat food

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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to be shitty

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!