The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!