The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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being able to blow up and die

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!