The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!