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Death at will
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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face
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The power to Lee when your near a toilet
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The power to make any girl hate you
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The power to control weather on Mars
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The power to put out light from your butt
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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June
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The power to live through torture.
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The power to open a pickle jar in one try
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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".
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The power to eat multiple things at a time
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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more
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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P
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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS
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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.
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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.
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The power to set money on fire
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The power to piss with REALLY high force.
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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/
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the power to make toast into bread
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to spelle caretly
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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!