The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Death at will

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make toast into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!