you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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power to fly...backwards.

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Dejavu

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to turn wine into water

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!