The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to die at will

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!