The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!