The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!