The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The superpower to have a superpower

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to have a power.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!