A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power... to read this

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to die at will.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power spite flower

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!