the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to die

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to get older every second

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!