The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!