the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!