The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to watch tv

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to go suicide

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!