The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to bleed on command

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power drown in water

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!