The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!