The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!