The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power drown in water

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!