- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to understand irony.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

lol

to randomly self destruct at any time

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

the power to walk on land.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to like any show

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

Pointless Super Powers