The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to know where the beef is

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to live.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!