The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!