The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Being a freemason

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to look TV

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to die at will.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!