The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to sit

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!