The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!