- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to freeze ice

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power of being yourself

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

Pointless Super Powers