The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!