The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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Third armpit.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!