the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to create powers

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!