The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the ability to become black.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to control sloths

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!