The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The Power to Power

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!