The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!