The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!