The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to change races.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!