The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!