The power to make yourself forget your life

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!