the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to not have superpowers

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to think of food

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to make asians smart

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!