The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to live.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!