The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to freeze ice

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power of learning

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the power to get in the van

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!