The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to sit

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!