- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run as fast as a snail.

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

Having the power to stand still

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to freeze ice

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

Pointless Super Powers