- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to any ugly person love you.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

the power to eat bread

The power to sneeze scissors

The ability to change your weight

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to think of food

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

Pointless Super Powers