the power to smell shit from miles away

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Being a freemason

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to die at will.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!