The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!