- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to become black!

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power of love

The power to only be able to eat poop

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to not exercise.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The ability to police irony

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

Being able to fly in place.

lol

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

Pointless Super Powers