The power to pee poop

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to live.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!