The power to waste money

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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to do nothing

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to become demented

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!