The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!