- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run at 0.5mph

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to see oxygen.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

lol

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

to randomly self destruct at any time

the power to walk on land.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to like any show

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

Pointless Super Powers