The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to die.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!