- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to be missed when present.

Immunity to curable diseases.

Pointless Super Powers