The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power of being negative all the time.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to take edible shits.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!