- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to lick your balls.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to think of food

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

the power to know when someone queefed

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

Pointless Super Powers