the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to not have any power at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!