The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!