- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to (place useless super power here)

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to understand irony.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

Pointless Super Powers