- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have a brain!

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to pee while standing up

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to be powerless

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power of self mind control

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Pointless Super Powers