The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to become black!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!